yourlovelybarista:

• if you glare at me with your arms crossed and stand right by the ovens as i warm your food i will 100% pretend not to see you and make you walk to the hand-off bar to get your sandwiches you impatient scumbag
  

majestic-peanut:

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…